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I made a "congratulations" steak at 12am
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I made a “congratulations” steak at 12am


not sure what depressed me was expecting but honestly it still got the job done

by ngobscure

39 Comments

  2. Previous_War_5923

    Looks tougher then Gandhi’s flip flop

    ![gif](giphy|xT9DPJVjlYHwWsZRxm)

  5. secondsun

    This with some rice a Roni and canned greened beans drowned ​in A1 sauce would absolutely slap right now.

  8. timbitttts

    Redness for everyone that showed up to your party

  9. Yeesusman

    My girlfriend just asked me, “is that a piece of poop?”

    Hahahha sorry dawg

  10. Low_Tap3508

    It should be made illegal to cook steak past medium rare. But 12am…. maybe just left it on a bit too long by accident 🤔 😅

  11. XxCroisssantsxX

    I love how some other users chose to make the best of the situation

  13. Nosaja_adjacenT

    Still has nutritional value at least, right?

  14. diablodude7

    “Congratulations”

    Were you celebrating your lack of cooking?

    Or just celebrating the fact you currently feel fine right now because you’ll be in the female position on the toilet later.

  15. peanutbutterand_ely

    idk what’s going on but congratulations 🙂

  16. Aaronthegathering

    Cover that in ketchup and never know what it’s like to feel shame, I guess?

  17. nehla01

    as someone whos also sad, a virtual hug for you. steak looks good. whats the congratulations for?

  20. Favmir

    You should switch to pork. At least those are still edible when overcooked.

  21. hannahd718

    The way my smile turned into a frown upon swiping.

  22. Treacle_Pendulum

    Put it on a plate with a big glop of ketchup and you could be a White House chef

  23. Outrageous_File5321

    Isn’t this how 47 likes his steaks with ketchup? lol

  27. IKnockDoors

    When’s the funeral?

    ![gif](giphy|3oEduJMefhsAA27720)

  28. Willing-Run6913

    The thing is… This is how my fiancée likes it :’)

  33. novian14

    Congratulations!

    And man those steak is done. Well if you enjoy it, sure, but it seems dry

  34. The-Final-Reason

    You made a edible belt. Sweet… if only we were in the apocalypse though

  37. 547217

    I like my steaks well done but I can make my juicier than that.

  39. 1bioPSYCHOsocial1

    Christ on a bike – Enjoy, but that looks drier than Ghandi’s sandals e hoa…

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